One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

Okay, so Bryce told me I could go buy myself some boots. I was hoping to find something like these, or something more cowboy/hippy/bohemian. I would have been happy with either.


That was not to be. I went everywhere, and nothing even came close. The cheapest I could find was $60.00, which we just can't afford right now , and everything else was uglier than sin. Then, while browsing, I saw an okay-looking pair that were only $10, in a store where the minimum on other styles was $60.00. I asked the salesgirl why they were so cheap, and she said because they were last season. They had only one size, 10, which was a little too big for me, but hey - $10! And here they are:

My problem is that I have no idea what to wear them with without looking like an idiot. I don't have "tucking" jeans, and I may be too chicken to wear them with some of the skirts I have. They were so cheap that I could surely get me some others shoes to take the place of the boots I wanted, but I still want to wear these. (And looking at the picture, I'm not even sure if I like them anymore. But $10!) What to do? Help me, help me. (I pictured that "help me" sounding like a tiny little fly, squealy and high. You should do the same.)