Dwight: "The eyes are the groin of the head."
I may have to make this a weekly feature. There is always such good stuff.
November 01, 2007
Best Moment from the Office
Posted by Kelli at 9:32 PM
Labels: Funny, The Office, TV
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Michael:"Abraham Lincoln once said, if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north"
lolol..you and james will have to go head to head with your Office comments...
There was a great one last week that I didn't get down, dang it. From now on I will watch with a pencil at the ready, and now I will have to watch reruns to catch missed nuggets.
who's riley on your b-day list?
(i don't watch the office,sorry!)
Riley is Bryce's cousin in L.A. I think he's gonna be 10 or 11? Or I could also be way off. Who knows?
We are obsessed with the office too, we even took the quiz online."which office employee are you?" You're probably pam.
oh, P.S. your boys are g'g'g'gorgeous!!!
Wanted, middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt, bigger heart...
TAG!
Dwight: Listen up kid! I don't like you. But because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead.
I don't care what Jim says, that is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.
Well apparently in the medicine community, negative means 'good.' Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community that would be chaos.
Dwight: If I could menstruate I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune to the moon and the tides.
Michael: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
oh, man, I love that one! This is my final one, I must shelve this until next week. Have to conserve my resources.
Michael: Yeah I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?
You two! you need your own "Office quote Blog"
LOL...its hilarious, though...those of you that don't watch...go ahead and rent that first season and laugh your hiney off!
Just cross your fingers guys that the writer's guild doesn't strike like they're supposed to or you may not have fun like this for the second half of the season. Wouldn't that suck?!
Oh, but there's a whole plethora of quotes from other seasons, which some of these are from. I just really wanted to use the word plethora.
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