Also works on the Boogyman and dogs...

For a fool-proof way to get rid of monsters that are plaguing your children, you must get juice derived from the leaves of the daggery doop plant from Africa, grind it into a pulp, and mix in a spray bottle with water. (Or mix some mouthwash with water.) You must then spray your concoction everywhere monsters might linger. Under desks and couches, in dark rooms, the inside of a microwave, etc. All evidence of monsters should be gone within an hour. How does this work, you ask? Simple. Monsters just don't like the smell.